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Our live booking below shows all the available time slots so you can book instantly online here and now. No endless chat to find the perfect date and time. Just click the one you want then enter a first name, mobile number and then click book. Once you’ve booked we will contact you on WhatsApp.
– By booking an appointment you confirm you’ve read and agree to our Terms and Conditions.
– Please ensure you supply a correct mobile number, if we can’t contact you, your booking will be cancelled.
– Non UK numbers must be on WhatsApp.
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Booking FAQs
Book what you truly want and know what you book – The massage you book sets your level of consent. We have to assume the massage you book is the massage you wanted. You can however ask to upgrade your massage at any point if you want to. Ensure you have extra funds if this may be something you want to do. It’s important you understand the type of massage service you’ve booked, what’s included and what’s not included.
If you book online, and then contact us repeatedly asking basic questions covered on the site and booking process, we are obligated to cancel your booking. Thank you for your understanding.
I want a massage right now! – Firstly, the ‘I want to my massage right now or never’ type of message can come across as a little rude. In the nicest possibly way, we don’t respond well to a booking request that is the equivalent of someone clicking their fingers and any decent masseur will have advance bookings and isn’t just sat there twiddling their thumbs. We cannot take a booking with less than 30 minutes notice as we need a small amount of time before and after every appointment to ensure everything is cleaned to the highest standard. This is one of the reasons we sadly can’t offer massage walk-ins or ‘requested’ for right now.
Having said the above, it’s perfectly fine to politely ask when is the soonest available appointment slot or just have a look on our booking system above and you can see the slots available right there.
When are you free? / How do I book? – Please have a look above. It will show you when we are available and how to book. You can book instantly too.
Your booking system says you’re not available at the time I want, are you available? – There is no way of saying this without sounding sarcastic so, apologies in advance, but you’d be surprised how many times we get asked. Sadly if the time slot you want isn’t showing as available, then sorry we’re not available at that time. Please do not contact us asking for a time that isn’t listed on the booking system ‘just in case’ you were available.
You’re not available at the time I want, can you recommend someone? – No sorry. A simple google search can find you other options so asking me to do it is just pure laziness, and the looking is part of the fun so I wouldn’t want to take this away from you. Also, I don’t know your preferences so can’t recommend effectively.
Send me more / fully naked pics / video? – No sorry. If we sent pics to everyone who claimed they need more pics to decide then we would be spending most of our day sending pictures to people who have no intention of booking, but just want to collect pics. There are plenty of images on our profiles. If you want more then there are others on our social media, and even more on our OnlyFans! This is more than enough to see who you’re booking and make a decision.
Can we video chat before I book? – No sorry. Not once in 7 years has anyone who claimed to ‘need’ to video chat in order to book actually had any genuine interest in booking. We do not offer free erotic video chat to people pretending to want a massage.
Can I book 2 separate in-calls for the same time? – No sadly not. We share one massage room so are unable to do this. The best option for this is 2 massages back to back or 1 in-call and one out-call.
Payment FAQs
How do I Pay? – Please pay by cash or bank transfer when you arrive at your appointment.
Do I have to pay a deposit? – Usually no, you don’t need to pay a deposit. You pay for your massage on the day when you arrive.
I do request a 50% deposit if you are booking:
1) A 4 hand massage as you are booking 2 masseurs at once.
2) An out-call that means I have to travel outside Manchester city centre.
3) I request full payment in advance if you’ve booked with me on a previous occasion, stood me up, and want to book again.
Are there any hidden or extra charges? – No.
Can I Haggle? / Can I have a discount? – Considering the service you’re looking to book, haggling is very insulting.
Our prices are non-negotiable and If you try to haggle we will just kindly decline to proceed with any booking and direct you to look for another service provider. Without wanting to be too blunt, No, we don’t price match. You’re not buying a fridge from John Lewis. If price is the major factor in your decision making process and you’ve been quoted cheaper elsewhere, why not give them a try.
‘But I want a 2 hour Deluxe but only want to pay for a 60 min Standard’ – Wonderful, I want a Porsche, but only want to pay for a Ford. Sadly life doesn’t work that way.
Why do I have to pay more for an out-call? – If you choose to ask us to travel to you we are totally happy to do so, but this may incur additional time and travel expenses that understandably need to be covered. You’re always welcome to come to us for an In-Call and just pay the massage price if this is something you haven’t budgeted for.
Should I tip you? – We love what we do, we spend many hours honing our skills to make sure you get the best possible massage.
The only thing we love more than giving a massage, is giving a massage knowing you have loved coming to see us as much as we loved seeing you.
While is not essential or required to tip, a tip is always gratefully received. It is important to note that any tip given is purely a gesture of thanks and not an automatic acknowledgement or consent of any additional services.